WARNING: THIS WILL BE A SUUUPER LOOONG POST.

BUT I'LL TRY TO SUMMARISE IT :D



I had just registered the word "retarded" into my memory.
Because i totally spent an awesome retarded day with retarded CHUA. JIA. YING.
ha ha ha. it was so damn darn dang and whatever ang, fun.
firstly, we started out a cool career. Self photographer (it means being a photographer and a model by your ownself)
then we became a story teller and made up a story, titled : The Snatching Of Big Gulp
Had a hearty dumpty flumpty humpty gumpty laugh. and everyone was giving the stare.
So, after that, some freaky thing happened :O
And that is, I SAW TWO MAN WALKING IN KFC, WHO LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE ISAAC TAN KEANLOONG AND MARC TAN something something.
ESPECIALLY ESPECIALLY, MARC TAN number two. HE LOOKS SO DAMN ALIKE. EVEN THE HAIR, THE HEIGHT, THE BODY BUILD, THE FACE, THE TEETH, EVEN HIS INTERNAL ORGANS (?!)
lol ok, kinda exaggerating. but he do look like him.
i still remember i saw someone who looks like miss rabiatul (or however you spell it) now i'm gonna start a hunting search for, eleora irene pua ai ling. ha ha.
*its important for me to type out the whole full name, because its your identity :D
Then then then, went to the doctor. waited for 2 freaking hours (due to the never ending patients coming in) came out in less than 10 minutes. and waited for my medicine.
(But what happened in between was, the doctor actually passed me a brochure while writing something on something (which every doctors do)
i read that brochure and it was about cervical cancer -.-
the doctor asked me to get the permission from my mum to have an injection for preventing it in future. and he asked me to introduce this vaccination to all of my girlf(s) too -.- -.-
SO, GIRLF(S), PLEASE GO GET THE VACCINATION FIRST, BEFORE I DO. because i'm afraid of pain. ha ha)
THEN GUESS WHAT. The fee was, fifty three dollars and fifty cents.
yes. its five three dot five zero dollars. (scolds a hundred, thousand, million, billion, zillion of vulgarities)
AAAAND. GUESS WHAT AGAIN.

I. did. not. have. enough. money. with. me. (please laugh at me. cause i'm laughing at myself too)
So. i. ransacked. the. whole. of. my. wallet. and. tried. to. dig. whatever. shit. coins. i'm. left. with. and. i. just. had. a total. of. fifty two dollars.
But the nurse said i could pay them back next time because i'm a regualr patient :D (the smile's kinda inappropriate right?)
But whatever. got back home. and ate all the vegetables for dinner.
YES. ITS ALL (underline. bold. itallic.)
you might not think that this is surprising, but it is, for a person who doesn't like to eat a single piece (ok, not that exaggerating) of vegetable. ha

okay, this the story.


Big Gulp caught my eyei asked if i could drink itshe decided to give it to me, reluctantly.but who cares :Dshe regretted, and tries taking it back from me.but i snatched it back from herand she snatches it back from mewe both snatches it from each otherand i took her spectacles off (which is so random)and we were both shocked that she looks kinda, good without it.HAthen ...er, TO BE CONTINUED :Dfor the full story, please see http://www.ilovesadsong.blogspot.com/ (but its all rubbish. ha ha)